Alright Now? Well no actually!

On hearing that Lily allen was thinking about retiring after making one more album I felt it my duty to post this message on her website.

Hey Lily,

I heard that you're going to retire. Shame. My neighbour had a party last night, she put on your album at about 2am. I genuinely thought there was a fox "giving it round the back entrance" to a badger in my garden, so I let the dogs out of the lab.

Any chance you could fuck off like... now?